![]() ![]() But next time, who knows? Patrick: What are you gonna do? Papa: I'll do anything and everything I can do to get my Smurfs home. Back home, I could hold him at bay with a spell or 2. Papa: Gargamel? Patrick: He's not really a wizard, is he? Papa: Not the smartest of sorcerers, but dangerous just the same. Papa: Ha ha! Is a Smurf's butt blue? Patrick: So tell me, that weird guy in the ratty bathrobe at the toy store. I'm guessing you have a long night ahead of you. He cast a special spell, and then helped become the Smurf I was meant to be. Grace: Wow! And then what happened? Smurfette: Papa saved me. I was created by Gargamel to trap the other Smurfs. Grace: How can you be the only girl in the village? Smurfette: Well see, I wasn't brought by a stork like the others. Patrick: Grace, we're being attacked! Do not be fooled by their cuteness! Grace: It's okay, it's okay. I mean, look what happened to E.T.! It's a movie. ![]() Smurfette: Well, why not? Patrick: Because our world doesn't really do well with people from other places. Patrick: Oh by the way, I wouldn't go anywhere if I were you. I knew it! I told you we were close, Azrael! Azrael: I know. Eh pardon me, wise sir? By any chance, have you seen any little blue men? Peddlar: They're everywhere! Gargamel: I knew it. IS EVERYONE IN THIS REALM COMPLETELY INSANE?! Oh, thank the gods. What does the temperature of this Lily have to do with the finding of Smurfs? Man: Take your meds, man. Gargamel: Who is this Lily? Man: Are you kidding? She's like the hottest girl in my apartment. If I were a Smurf, where would I go? You there, you there! Fancy pants! Have you seen any little blue men? Businessman: Absolutely, what price are we talking about? Gargamel: You're selling them? Woman: Have you looked in the drawer, sweetie? Gargamel: Wait, what drawer? Woman: In the kitchen, Lily. Grouchy: Knock yourself out, Gargamel! Gutsy: You've had that coming for about 30 years! Gargamel: Smurfs! It's a bit small, but it should do nicely! Oh, it's even got its own cauldron! Gargamel: What died in here? OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPPEEENNNN! Gargamel: Somebody's been working a dark and terrible magic in there! Let go! Cursed nature!ĭialogue Gargamel: Oh.There's no call for that kind of language, laddie!.Just remember this one moment, and I wasn't grouchy! I wasn't!.Why are we even listening to him? He just got us sucked threw a giant hole.Just because your name is Grouchy doesn't mean that you always have to be grouchy. ![]()
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